HER + me = not always so good

I have a love/hate relationship with technology. 

There are things I couldn't live without, like my iPhone and social media, but there are those things that scare the crap out of me, like when I admire a pair of shoes online and then they immediately show up in my newsfeed on Facebook with a note that says, "Hey, KK, you liked these shoes right? Why didn't you buy them? C'mon, click here and buy them!".

I commute quite a distance to work every day, so I use the time to catch up with my family. And being the uber-conscientious driver that I am, I was using my friend Siri to help me.

"What can I help you with?" she graciously asks me.

ME: "Call Mom and Dad."

(pause)

SIRI: "I'm sorry, KK, I didn't quite get that."

ME: "CALL MOM AND DAD!" (Screaming. Like an idiot.)

SIRI: "Did you say, 'Call Jen Smith?'"

ME: "NO."

SIRI: "Did you say, 'Call Boss At Home'?"

What??

ME: "NO! NO I DIDN'T!"

SIRI: "Calling Boss At Home."

ME: "NO! UNDO! CANCEL! DON'T CALL! STOP CALLING!!!"

SIRI: "Who would you like to call?"

ME: "Siri, are you crazy???"

SIRI: "Calling Paul's Pizza."